Ten of the Wittiest Jon Stewart Quotes Ever

Story by Gabby Strand

  1. “You wonder sometimes how the government puts on its pants in the morning.”
  2. “The Internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.”
  3.  “I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.”
  4.  “If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.”
  5. “If you don’t stick to your values when they’re being tested, they’re not values, they’re hobbies.”
  6. “I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that’s really it.”
  7. “I feel your scorn, and I accept it.”
  8. “Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.”
  9. “I always knew I shouldn’t have said that.”
  10. “If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike."
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