Story by Gabby Strand
- “You wonder sometimes how the government puts on its pants in the morning.”
- “The Internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.”
- “I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.”
- “If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.”
- “If you don’t stick to your values when they’re being tested, they’re not values, they’re hobbies.”
- “I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that’s really it.”
- “I feel your scorn, and I accept it.”
- “Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.”
- “I always knew I shouldn’t have said that.”
- “If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike."
